On this Monday night on the HK Bar I find myself drowning in socks. We have socks we wear with our boots, socks we wear with our tennis shoes, socks we wear for dress, socks we wear to bed, socks socks socks, I’m drowning in socks.
I swear if there are any without mates they are getting tossed in the trash tonight. How can five people wear so many socks? I’m just baffled. I know I shouldn’t be but I am.
I better keep folding and treading in the socks before I drown in them…..