Parents, do you have trouble getting your child to get out of bed in the morning? Do they sleep like the dead? Do you have to wake them up two or three times before they get up out of that bed? If you answered yes, I have devised a sure fire plan to getting kids out of bed in a flash.
Take a handful of marbles, two to three handfuls if you have a particularly stubborn sleeper. Put marbles in the freezer until very very cold. Take marbles out of freezer and immediately deposit in bed with said child.
The cold marbles will go all over them making it uncomfortable to stay in bed, and remember marbles will always roll towards the lowest point. So whichever way the sleeper rolls, the marbles will follow!
Stand back and watch brilliance in motion! Get those kids out of bed without having to tell them twice. Side note this is also great comic relief for parents in the morning.