Are you COLD? Try our lapwarmer! Guaranteed Satisfaction!

Are you COLD? Have you tried sweatshirts that are too contstricting? Blankets to bulky and heavy? Do you want a sure fire heat source?

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We are proudly introducing The Lap Warmer 5000!

Guaranteed to keep your lap warm! If you want a natural warmth producer that is environmentally friendly AND has low emissions this is your product!

Buy it today! The Lap Warmer 5000 can be purchased at any area cat rescue, or humane society!

Buy it today and get a two for one deal! We will include The Lap Warmer 5000 AND  the Mouse Catcher 6000! For THE SAME PRICE!

Disclosure;
Must be 18 or older to order.
Some products may vary in size, color, and heat/mouse catching ability.

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